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oh, i’m sorry, it’s a Volvo. the Volvo concept car to be introduced at a European auto show in March was designed by 100 women at Volvo. apparently, they thought they were “designing a car for affluent, independent women.” the main features include:

- no hood: because women don’t want to bothered with maintenance. no siree, this baby needs a mechanic to open it.
- storage space: for more shopping.
- no gas cap: huh?
- easy to clean: well, thank god. i hope it comes with a free bottle of OxyClean.
- easy to park: because clearly women have no idea how to parallel park. now, i’m not sure about this one. i ridicule just as many men as i do women trying to parallel park.

is this real? read on.