Starbody

My sister and I were flipping through a copy of Bust the other day and noticed an advertisement for a vegan uterus purse. Now, while I enjoy this magazine, I have to admit sometimes it takes itself a little too seriously. Which led us to the idea of registering at one of the hipster craft fairs, or I Heart Rummage and peddling the vegan uterus purse nemesis … the leather penis sac.